Orioles Update
Today's Honoree for Oriole I Want to Punch:
Jay Gibbons takes the award today for his amazing ability to pretend to be a major league baseball player and get millions of dollars to do absolutely nothing. I am so proud of him for riding the interstate at .194, for refusing to cut his wretched mane of hair and for being a glaring weak spot in an already abominable defense.
Thank you for proving that the designated hitter need not know how to hit and for showing how much damage one player can do to an entire team.
Honorable mentions were: EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ORIOLES.
Not even our ace pitches well, our 42 million dollar bullpen keeps choking, and we have one player hitting over .300.
Though the Yankees are tanking even worse, at least they all step up and take the blame.
