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Orioles Update


They lost. Again.

Here's why:

1 for 16 with runners in scoring position.

10 men stranded.

NO CLUTCH HITTING. NONE. ABSOLUTELY NONE.

The Orioles are 1 and 4 on this road trip and that win is being protested. Can't Cleveland just throw us a bone here?

Quoth Brian Roberts: "It seems that we find a way to lose every night."

On a personal note, I would like to thank the following Orioles for going hitless last night because we really only need the top half of the lineup to hit. The rest of you are just there to look pretty. Except Gibbons.

Ramon "he'll be fine" Hernandez
Jay "waste of money" Gibbons
Kevin "pissed at being benched" Millar
and
Corey "one good night a month" Patterson

To top it all off, the Orioles now must rely on Steve Traschel for stability and a much needed win. The Mets, and particularly former Oriole John Maine, must be laughing their asses off right now.

Along with the rest of baseball. I say fire the staff, end every contract, move up all the minor leaguers and let 'em at it. At least they'll have fun.